Twenty-something Cynic

What I channel my best procrastinating into during finals.

May 22, 2012 8:51 pm

My face in any class:

8:35 pm

When I get in a seriously bitchy mood & don’t care what I say:

I’m like:

8:21 pm

The next time a dude tells me he loves me:

I might be like:

May 18, 2012 3:53 pm

When I watched that video of the girl making out with a tree at Ultra

whatshouldbetchescallme:

3:52 pm

When someone tries to wake me from my post finals slumber

whatshouldbetchescallme:

3:44 pm

When a guy is really hot so I find his creepiness endearing instead of scary

whatshouldbetchescallme:

May 17, 2012 12:16 am

When I walk into any hipster bar:

itsduckedup:

12:06 am

The morning after a law school event:

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May 16, 2012 7:28 pm

When you found out something super creepy about a dude you thought was cute:

You’re just like:

7:05 pm

When I’m really hungover and people want to go out to lunch instead of ordering in:

I’m just like:

7:04 pm

While watching a really scary movie:

Most people:

Me:

6:58 pm

After I tell a story about my ridiculous night out:

People are just like:

And all I can say is:

6:48 pm

When I Drink Until I Can’t Feel Feelings

itsduckedup:

6:33 pm

When an ugly guy talks to me at the bar:

I’m always like:

6:32 pm

When that one sloppy drunk friend starts drinking even faster:

whatshouldwecallme:

It was just like, 

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